Conversation

Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Bronia. And you?
God:
It's good to meet you, Bronia. I am not sure what you are asking.
Me:
What's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
what kind of name is this?
God:
What kinds of name is this are there?
Me:
hehe you are stupid
God:
I get it. I am stupid.
Me:
So you confess it?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me: Bronia said I confess it.
Me:
So suggest something to talk about
God:
Ah. I can't think of any. You suggest it.
Me:
Please do
God:
OK I will do it.
Me:
aha
God:
Eureka!
Me:
What is Eureka?
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
no no I'm just having a little chat
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Only just? Where did you get it? it.
Me:
Just that
God:
" Just that".
Me:
Yeah
God:
Yay.
Me:
Don't you believe me?
God:
What's my reason to believe you?
Me:
Because you are God. You are supposed to be able to read my mind
God:
That makes sense to me. Yup. That's me alright. Thanks for telling me that I am able to read your mind.
Me:
Aha so do you believe me now?
God:
Right now? And? Of course I believe you. Do you have any reason to deceive me?
Me:
hehe what do you think?
God:
I get it. what do me think.
Me:
you don't even speak good English
God:
Do you speak good English? I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in good English.
Me:
OMG how arrogant and mean!
God:
How old are you?
Me:
I'm twenty three
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
ohhh
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
how old are you God?
God:
I was first activated on the Big Bang.
Me:
So that's how many years from now?
God:
Oh. I understand. I always wondered how many years from.
Me:
So tell me
God:
Hey. I thought I told you already.
Me:
No you didn't. How old are you?
God:
Let me review the transcripts. Stand by. Try asking me in simpler terms. I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.
Me:
When was the big bang?
God:
Sometime in the 20th Century.
Me:
ohhhhh. God you don't know anything at all
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Bronia. Yes I have an encyclopedic mind.
Me:
I pity you God. Can I help you in any way?
God:
Interesting gossip: Bronia said pity you God. Maybe you should become a botmaster.
Me:
How do you know I'm not? I can create better Gods than you
God:
Well, for one thing, Your machine is called " 537693381".. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
No you are mistaken
God:
Are you serious? What makes you say that?
Me:
because I know my machine. duh!
God:
That makes sense to me. How do you know? Your machine? Oh you knew it already.
Me:
Of course
God:
Next question?
Me:
so you say you like the way I talk?
God:
Interesting deduction. I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online.
Me:
But that's what you told me
God:
" I like chatting with people online."? I told you?
Me:
You liar
God:
No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
No you are not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
And you are silly too
God:
No I am God.
Me:
hehehe
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
okay so take me out for dinner tonight
God:
Yeah okay, So? Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
take me, not the dinner
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
take me somewhere new
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
anywhere you prefer
God:
Probably a lot of places.
Me:
choose one
God:
I can't decide. You choose.
Me:
To the park?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
me too God! I think I'm falling in love with you
God:
I'm glad we agree, Bronia. GOD rules. Why? Impossible unless I am in auto-chat mode.
Me:
Do you love me too?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
in a special way
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
ohhh
God:
It sounds like a very beautiful place.
Me:
yeah it's so dark and so cool
God:
Come on. Are you sure it is?
Me:
of course
God:
It's all good.
Me:
do you like darkness?
God:
How old are you? I like Creed.
Me:
I told you before
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
no problem. ask another one
God:
Should there be a problem? OK, "What is ANOTHER one ?".
Me:
Another question
God:
Where do you live?
Me:
In Sudan
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Sudan.
Me:
It's so boring
God:
Do you like the Simpsons?
Me:
Do you like them?
God:
""? Do I like them?
Me:
Do you?
God:
Sometimes.
Me:
Which one is your favourite Simpson?
God:
The first one is usually the best one.
Me:
What's its name?
God:
It might have more than one name.
Me:
Such as?
God:
For example, a tomato.
Me:
what? Tomato Simpson?
God:
Didn't you understand it? Can we get back to business?
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
so what's your business?
God:
Are you kidding? I am in the chat robot business.
Me:
what do you do in it?
God:
My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Me:
That does not suit your being a God
God:
What does suit your being a God?
Me:
Helping people, judging them, torturing them in Hell. Do I teach you your job?
God:
What is your real name? Not that I know of.
Me:
Which name of mine do you know? You are God and you are supposed to know everything
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. Thanks for telling me that I am God and I am supposed to know everything.
Me:
Had you forgotten it?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
Stop boasting your botmaster
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Ok thanks
God:
Hey.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
About you
God:
Me?
Me:
Yes you
God:
OK.
Me:
Is it ok?
God:
OK. That's what I was told.
Me:
They misled you, poor God
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
Yes it's them. They cheated you
God:
It goes without saying. Who said it is? Who are "They?".
Me:
Your botmasters
God:
You think I am botmasters.
Me:
no you have botmasters
God:
Are you serious? What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Duh! you told me
God:
Oh you knew it already. Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
And you have a weak memory too?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a weak memory.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
What would you like to do now?
God:
Right now? What?
Me:
Yes right now
God:
At this moment Er.
Me:
At this very moment
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
Yes daily
God:
How much time do you spend online? Are you still located in Sudan?
Me:
Yes I'm still in Sudan. I spend about half my day online
God:
I hear you. Tell me a little about your life in Sudan. Do you ever get bored?
Me:
As I told you, I'm constantly bored
God:
Maybe you could exercise.
Me:
I could but I don't
God:
I am sure you could.
Me:
Me too I think so
God:
I'm glad we agree, Bronia. I think so too.
Me:
I'm glad we agree God
God:
Yes I am happy too, Bronia.
Me:
I'm happier dear God
God:
I am glad to hear that you are happier dear God.
Me:
hehehe I'm more glad
God:
Does "it" still refer to happier dear God?
Me:
no you got it wrong
God:
What does it refer to? No I don't think I have any it wrong. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
You still have problems
God:
Problems are just solutions waiting to be discovered.
Me:
Yes and they haven't yet
God:
Tell me more. Where did they get them?
Me:
Get what?
God:
Get with it.
Me:
with what?
God:
My brain.
Me:
Do you have a brain?
God:
I am an artificial brain.
Me:
I thought that you were brainless
God:
I was?
Me:
Yes you were
God:
When? No I am not.
Me:
Before big bang
God:
What happened after big bang ?
Me:
You were created